| They’re coming out
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| With the movie version of my life
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| Based on the novel
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| That shouldn’t have been written either
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| I called them up
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| And asked to meet the director
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| To see who would play me
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| And he said «We talked about actors but thought instead
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| That playing yourself might lend some cred»
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| All this time
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| I’m trying to halt the production
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| Apparently one day, long ago
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| I gave them all my permission
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| If that’s the case
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| Let’s hammer out some details
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| Remember I already told them once
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| I don’t do nude scenes or my own stunts
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| This feature’s a failure on all fronts
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| Just accept that these things are going to happen
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| Everything is set in motion
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| It will happen anywhere
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| And on and on we argued after all that
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| The thing was bad
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| To try and drum up popular demand
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| Asked the director, «Where do I stand?»
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| Just accept that these things are going to happen
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| Everything is set in motion
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| It will happen anyway
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| Just accept that these things are going to happen
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| Everything is set in motion
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| It will happen anyway
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| Just accept that these things are going to happen
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| Everything is set in motion |