| Well, lookie what we got here, brother of mine, it’s the same in every town
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| Creatures with thirsty throats, dry tongues, and not a drop of cider to be found
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| Maybe they’re not aware that there’s really no need for this teary despair
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| That the key that they need to solve this sad cider shortage you and I will
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| share
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| Well you’ve got opportunity
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| In this very community
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| He’s Flim
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| He’s Flam
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| We’re the world famous Flim Flam Brothers
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| Traveling salesponies nonpareil
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| Nonpa-what?
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| Nonpareil, and that’s exactly the reason why, you see
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| Nopony else in this whole place will give you such a chance to be where you
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| need to be
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| And that’s a new world, with tons of cider
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| Fresh squeezed and ready for drinking
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| More cider than you could drink in all your days of thinking
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| I doubt that!
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| So take this opportunity
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| In this very community
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| He’s Flim
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| He’s Flam
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| We’re the world famous Flim Flam Brothers
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| Traveling salesponies nonpareil
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| I suppose by now you’re wondering 'bout our peculiar mode of transport
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| I say, our mode of locomotion
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| And I suppose by now you’re wondering, where is this promised cider?
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| Any creature can make a claim and any pony can do the same
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| But my brother and I have something most unique and superb
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| Unseen at any time in this big new world
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| And that’s opportunity
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| Folks, it’s the one and only, the biggest and the best
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| The unbelievable
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| Unimpeachable
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| Indispensable
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| I-can't-believe-able
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| Flim Flam Brothers' Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000
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| What d’you say, sister?
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| Oh, we got opportunity
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| In this very community
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| Please, Flim, please, Flam, help us out of this jam
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| With your Flim Flam Brothers' Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000
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| Young filly, I would be ever so honored if you might see fit to let my brother
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| and I borrow some of your delicious, and might I add spellbindingly fragrant
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| apples, for our little demonstration here?
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| Uh, sure, I guess
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| Opportunity, in our community
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| Ready, Flim?
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| Ready, Flam?
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| Let’s bing bang zam!
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| And show these thirsty ponies a world of delectable cider!
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| Cider, cider, cider, cider
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| Watch closely, my friends!
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| The fun begins!
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| Now, here’s where the magic happens. |
| Right here in this heaving, roiling,
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| cider-press-boiling guts of the very machine, those apples plucked fresh are
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| right now as we speak being turned into grade-A, top-notch, five-star,
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| blow-your-horseshoes-off, one-of-a-kind cider!
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| Feel free to take a sneak peek!
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| Now wait, you fellers, hold it!
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| You went and over-sold it!
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| I guarantee that what you have there won’t compare
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| For the very most important ingredient
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| Can’t be added or done expedient
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| And it’s quality, friends, Apple Acres' quality and care!
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| Well, Granny, I’m glad you brought that up, my dear, I say I’m glad you brought
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| that up
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| You see that we are very picky when it comes to cider if you’ll kindly try a cup
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| Yes, sir, yes, ma’am, this great machine lets just the very best
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| So whaddaya say then, Apples?
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| Care to step into the modern world
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| And put the Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000 to the test?
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| Cider, cider, cider, cider
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| What do you think, folks? |
| Do you see what the Apples can’t? |
| I see it clear as
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| day! |
| I know she does! |
| So does he! |
| C’mon, Mobius, you know what I’m talking
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| about!
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| We’re saying you’ve got
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| Opportunity
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| In this very community
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| He’s Flim, he’s Flam
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| We’re the world famous Flim Flam Brothers
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| Traveling salesponies nonpareil! |
Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Buck Dance Rhythm (11-09-38), artist - Slim Gaillard. Album song Complete Jazz Series 1937 - 1938, in the genre Джаз