| Now I’ve been drinkin' since I was four
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| Ain’t had enough and I still want more
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| Fill 'em up again place the glasses in a row
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| I’ve been in the horrors and started to shake
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| But good hard liquor is what I take
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| And my pal alcohol I love you so
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| When I’m far away from home
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| And there’s no pub I brew my own
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| Out of vegetables or anything that grows
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| I drink it till my eyes bulge out
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| Then I scream and rave and shout
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| 'Cause my pal alcohol I love you so
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| I’ve a lot of good reasons for drinkin'
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| And one has just entered my head
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| If you don’t have a charge while you’re livin'
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| You’ve got no flamin' chance when you’re dead
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| Oh I don’t care what people think
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| It’s a well known fact I’ll die from drink
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| 'Cause my pal alcohol I love you so
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| I’ve very fine physicians
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| They’ve guarded me since my youth
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| One doctors name is Toohey
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| The other ones name is Tooth
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| I’ve seen my whiskers curl and singe
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| When I get through from a weekend binge
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| 'Cause my pal alcohol I love you so
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| When I’m far away from home
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| And there’s no pub I brew my own
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| Out of vegetables or anything that grows
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| I drink it till my eyes bulge out
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| Then I scream and rave and shout
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| 'Cause my pal alcohol I love you so
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| Oh I hear there’s a drink called water
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| It may appeal to some blokes
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| But to me I think it’s unhealthy
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| See what it does to the bottoms of boats
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| This song’s about to end I think
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| So I must go for another drink
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| 'Cause my pal alcohol I love you so |