| I was short of a dollar so I called on a bloke
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| Who’s pay wasn’t good, his gear was a joke
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| You can’t pick and choose when you’re down on your luck
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| And your only profession is err drivin' a truck
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| So we talked for a spell and he gave me a job
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| This cunning ole guy known as Bent-Axle Bob
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| The rig which he owned was an F model Mack
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| And the run that I drew was the Territory track
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| Bob’s brakes was the kind which no other would cart
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| The places he sent me would just break your heart
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| From dead-ends in Balmain to drill rigs out west
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| With the sands of a desert, put your gears to the test
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| But I battled along an' I shifted some weight
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| Old Bent-Axle whinged every time I ran late
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| Small wonder if you saw the smoke from the pump
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| And saw half the metal that I found in the sump
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| (Oh yeah, that’s right.)
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| The trailers were buckled, the tyres were worn
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| The tarps which he owned were tattered and torn
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| The dogs and the chains were all rusty and joined
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| Oh was easy to see how his nickname was coined
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| Every axle was bent and the dolly was cracked
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| The kingpins was strained from the loads they had hacked
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| I did what I could mate, yes I really tried
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| Old Bent Axle whinged 'til the day that he died
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| (He did yeah)
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| I’m sittin' here at home an' I’m out of a job
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| No longer employed by old Bent Axle Bob
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| I note from the lawyer, I read what’s inside
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| Seems I have a road train now that old Bent Axle died
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| Yes I’m heir to the fortune of Bent Axle Bob
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| «I needed a good driver an' you need a job
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| You can drive this old rig to the scrap dealers dump
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| Complete with bent axles and that smokey fuel pump.»
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| Complete with bent axles and smokey fuel pump
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| You can drive this old wreck to the scrap dealers dump
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| (And leave it there.) |