Lyrics Ladies In The Know - Slim Cessna's Auto Club

Ladies In The Know

You know that I’ve been banished
From most counties, states, and towns
From Iowa to Paris, France
We made that list
We gathered up a group of gals
To do our bidding, Lord
These gals
It seems they can’t say no
No, my lady
No, my lady
No, my lady, no
No, my lady
No, my lady
No, my lady, no
While the girls are laying down
With these
We grope from underneath the bed
Hunting down our take
Finished up, slow and spent
They spent more than they know
Thank God
I guess they can’t say no
No, my lady
No, my lady
No, my lady, no
No, my lady
No, my lady
No, my lady, no
Once in DC city
The mayor came for a see
Proclaiming his importance
He asked for one for free
My flashed a grin
And lifted up her skirt
He bared it all for the city press
When they asked him, «Where's your shirt?»
the priest for a spin
We robbed him of his rosary
Before he did begin
He fell upon both his knees
Cried, «Gentlemen, be fair!»
Either way, it’s a sin
So we gave him his share
So he did…
No, my lady
No, my lady
No, my lady, no
No, my lady
No, my lady
No, my lady, no
No, my lady
No, my lady
No, my lady, no
No, my lady
No, my lady
No, my lady, no
No, my lady
No, my lady
No, my lady, no
No, my lady
No, my lady
No, my lady, no
No, my lady
No, my lady
No, my lady, no
No, my lady
No, my lady
No, my lady, no
We the trains of all the men
Who leap in for a go
They spy us hiding underneath the bed
But still, they can’t say no
Diamond rings, and money clips
And made of gold
Nothing’s quite as valuable
As our ladies in the know
No, my lady
No, my lady
No, my lady, no
No, my lady
No, my lady
No, my lady, no
No, my lady
No, my lady
No, my lady, no
No, my lady
No, my lady
No, my lady, no