Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Wake Up Stanley, artist - SlapstickDate of issue: 05.06.1997
Song language: English
Wake Up Stanley |
| Stanley started smoking cigarettes, now he smokes two packs a day |
| Got a girlfriend, she puts out, givin Stanley the bj |
| Got a job in a fitness store stealing shit for all his boys |
| Then he comes home and he’s liftin weights and eatin anabolic steroids |
| Well Stanley thinks he’s cool, but he’s too dumb to see |
| He don’t have any friends, he’s just got a fake I. D |
| Wake up, wake up Stanley |
| Stanley buyin all the brew for the parties, now he’s a real party guy |
| He’d even buy a bottle for me or you if we’d hang out with him tonight |
| It’s 3 AM and here comes Stanley, staggering drunk again |
| Stanley needs to realize that the beer makes all his friends |
| Well Stanley thinks he’s cool, but he’s too dumb tosee |
| He don’t have any friends, he’s just got a fake I. D |
| He’s got a fake I. D |