| He was just a lad of fifteen years who barely fit his breeches
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| A latter-day Dick Whittington who dreamt of fame and riches
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| His teachers took him to one side and promised him the earth
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| When all he really wanted was a taste of wine and mirth
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| They said: «Attend our university, accept responsibility
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| Chant our mantra of morality until your throat is sore.»
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| A feast of knowledge this contrite could not suppress his appetite
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| «Please sir I want some more and more…»
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| Christianity was apparent as a fallacy
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| Devil take your Father, Son and Holy Ghost
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| The ones who have the answers
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| Are they who pipe the dancers
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| Earth Mother, the Sun and the Furious Host
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| I’ll give the whole nation a sound education
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| Welcome to the school of hard knocks
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| Where the ones who know the answers
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| Are they that take their chances
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| For a small fish cast into an ocean full of unknown terrors
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| There’s nothing much to smile at in his comedy of errors
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| Where streets aren’t really paved with gold and rags don’t turn to riches
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| In this catalogue of disasters, the models were all bitches
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| A Christ on every corner, for a coin he’ll save your soul
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| But it’s hard to be enlightened while you’re queueing for your dole
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| When I think of all those shallow lies they fed me in the past
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| There’s one thing I must admit they’ve taught me:
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| That is how to laugh…
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| …at Christianity, it’s nothing but a fallacy
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| The Devil take your Father, Son and Holy Ghost
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| The ones who have the answers
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| Are they who pipe the dancers
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| Earth Mother, the Sun and the Furious Host
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| This one’s for the teachers who want to be preachers
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| Will God keep you warm when you’re cold?
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| You’d put those wracked by malnutrition
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| Straight onto your diet of superstition
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| Yes, the ones who have the answers
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| Earth Mother, the Sun and the Furious Host |