| She came looking for position in answer to our need
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| And she was a pretty flower fair as any in the field
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| She burst into the room and we both did feel the rush
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| Had young Rome in tow but we knew he’d get the push
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| It wasn’t very long 'til we found ourselves alone
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| And the business was forgotten as acquaintances were known
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| And then the morning after, she didn’t give a damn
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| Sure it’s better to be hung for a sheep as for a lamb
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| In answer to concerns she said she’d lik to take a chance
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| So she hung up and we resumed the horizontal dance
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| So listen all good company, it’s a cautionary tale
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| It’s sure to make you split your sides, weep into your ale
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| Oh the perils and risks we take when mixing work and play
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| And then when we are all exposed there’s a heavy price to pay
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| And then some short time later, when we were in a haze
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| Our company decided on a parting of the ways
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| And then my good companions sought to put me in a fix
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| To add insult onto injury with the dirtiest of tricks
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| With mischief and sharp practice in the drawing of the straws
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| The vote was rigged and it was me to show her the door
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| And when it was all over, one question she did pose
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| Was I a disappointment in the other of my roles?
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| So it would seem that just desserts were handed all around
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| And another fledgling romance came crashing to the ground
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| So listen all good company, it’s a cautionary tale
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| It’s sure to make you split your sides, weep into your ale
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| Oh the perils and risks we take when mixing work and play
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| And then when we are all exposed there’s a heavy price to pay
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| There’s a heavy price to pay. |
| Yes, there’s a heavy price to pay |