| You want to do it like they do it on TV |
| You’d be important if you were famous, oh, please |
| Try a little more, then try a little harder |
| Trying not to think is harder than you think |
| So just leave the motor running |
| Throw away the fucking key |
| You fucked up from the beginning |
| Celebrate stupidity, down on your knees |
| Suck my rock |
| Suck my rock |
| You still do it like it’s straight to video |
| If you were famous, you’d be better for sure |
| Try a little more, then try a little harder |
| Trying not to look is harder than it seems |
| So just leave the motor running |
| Throw away the fucking key |
| You fucked up from the beginning |
| Celebrate stupidity, down on your knees |
| Cut twice before you measure, |
| Don’t look either way |
| Who wants to live forever |
| When dying is on sale today? |
| You want to do it without dignity or shame |
| Fifteen seconds later, we won’t know your name |
| Try a little more, then try a little harder |
| Trying not to fall is not trying at all |
| So just leave the motor running |
| Throw away the fucking key |
| You fucked up from the beginning |
| Celebrate stupidity, down on your knees |
| Suck my rock |
| Down on your knees |
| Suck my rock |
| Down on your knees |