Lyrics Hulk Hogan - Skankin' Pickle

Hulk Hogan

When I was 15 years old
I weighed only 96 lbs
Then my PE teacher told me about anabolic steroids
My body started to swell
My penis didn’t look too well
After deep thought meditation
I joined the Wrestling Federation
When I step into the ring
Little Hulksters scream & shout
Although I’m feeling really
I can’t keep my hair from falling out
Macho grabs me by the hair
Throws me up into the air
There goes another 60 strands
Out into the screaming fans
I’m Hulk Hogan
I am losing all my hair