| Moist |
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| Nobody wants to be moist |
| A bunch of overactive pores |
| I struggle opening doors |
| And I lose every tug of war |
| Nobody wants to be wet |
| Though sweet soul I do secrete |
| Can’t make damp fingers snap to the beat |
| The microphone is dripping |
| My baritone is slipping |
| A rhyme into this line I’ll have to foist |
| Nobody want to be moist |
| Nobody wants to be moist |
| Though on the dance floor I glide |
| On stairs I’m petrified |
| (That's how Harry Wismer died) |
| Nobody wants to be soaked |
| Though it is with a graceful ease |
| I deduce in which way blows the breeze |
| Yeah-heh-heh-ha! |
| Oh, sure I have the power |
| To make paste from a powder |
| But last time I did that no one rejoiced |
| Nobody want to be moist |
| What’s that Mom? |
| I have to solo? |
| Okay |
| A man so ancillary |
| My little song is buried |
| Not till the Commentary! |
| is it voiced |
| Nobody wants to be |
| Nobody wants to be |
| Nobody wants to be moist |
Lyrics Moist - Simon Helberg
Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Moist , by -Simon Helberg
Release date:12.12.2009
Song language:English
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