
Date of issue: 11.09.2007
Record label: Library of Nothing
Song language: English
Interview |
I find myself |
In an imposing boardroom |
Lined in oak |
For a job interview |
On the long table in front of me |
Is a sheaf of papers |
I rummage through |
(I) come across a brief, a job description |
But haven’t time to read further |
As the door opens |
The interviewer turns out to be |
The raincheck |
Ex-prime minister |
She sits down next to me |
I forget who she is |
Immediately |
The questions she asks are very vague |
I forget them too |
I mumble vague responses |
Question 10 is very clear: |
«Leo, which British monarch do you most identify with, and why?» |
I reply, with conviction |
«(Qu)ee (n) Victoria» |
I lied, I am very embarrassed. |
Before I can apologise, the raincheck gets up |
and leaves the room. |
She is obviously upset by my tactless insult |
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