| I’m gonna miss your good humor
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| When you take it back to Wisconsin
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| Could you leave it here until the end of the year
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| Or at least until November comes
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| Someone’s crying in the laundry room
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| I think she threw up in her boyfriend’s lap
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| I hear the sound of breaking glass
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| And it hits me with all the impact of a wet firecracker, a wet firecracker
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| I know damn well that I’m sitting on a wet firecracker
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| I thought you said you never wait for the fun to start
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| And you never stop when the party ends
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| So why’d you put the brakes on
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| You’re gonna be late for your own wake
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| Take that train outta here
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| Dead to the world but I can’t ignore
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| What’s been hiding in the hallway trash
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| Everyone likes to claim innocence
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| Until the pigs head out the back
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| I hear the sound of breaking glass
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| And it hits me with all the impact of a wet firecracker, a wet firecracker
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| I know damn well that I’ll be sleeping on the bathroom floor
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| It’s red and the fuse is spitting like a wet firecracker |