| Then I start watering the flowers
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| And I do it in that order
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| 'Cause my dick been in my pants ever since I took a shower (Haha!)
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| People into Jesus wear crosses 'round they neck (Yup!)
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| People into Pac floss Techs
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| I’m into my man from «The Green Mile» I declare
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| So 'round my neck I wear an electric chair (Word!)
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| Fast food fish, they always say it’s cod
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| That’s odd, how do we know it ain’t tuna?
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| How do we know it ain’t gefilte fish?
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| How do we know the cook didn’t rub his balls in the dish?!
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| We’re all killers, deep inside (Uhuh!)
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| I caught you smiling, I like your kid side (Hahahahaha!)
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| We all know who’s down, you can’t hide (Ahaha!)
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| You’re such a tough guy, you can’t dance
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| What does a woman’s asshole do while she’s getting ate out?
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| He’s usually passed out on the couch
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| Drunk, with the TV on, laid out
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| Uh, he didn’t hear me pull the gate out
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| Speakin' of assholes, here’s a question:
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| If we need a license to drive or go fishing
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| How come to start a family all you need is a dick?
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| And how come they keep taking so much out of my check? |
| Heck! |
| What is it all coming to?
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| How come we got Adam’s apples? |
| (That's right!)
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| I like that «pop» sound when you open up a Snapple
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| (That's hecka fresh!)
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| Why you pluck your eyebrows? |
| I’m curious
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| Why you actin' all serious?
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| Is it really that bad or is it just your period?
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| (That's on the hook, mayne!)
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| What’s up, Pee Wee?
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| We’re all killers, deep inside
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| I caught you smiling, (Uhuh!) I like your kid side (Hot damn!)
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| We all know who’s down, you can’t hide
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| You’re so intelligent, you can’t dance
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| Where the bathroom at? |
| Oh shit, there’s a line
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| Hurry up, dickhead, make up your mind!
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| What’s it gonna be: fart, shit, piss or go blind?
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| Whatever it is, DO IT, so I can do mine!
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| When talk shows take a break, why they keep talkin'?
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| Better yet, what they talking 'bout?
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| What’s the difference in cellulite and gout?
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| Spicy foods burn your bootyhole when they come out (Uhuh!)
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| Give a man a fish, you’ve fed him for a day, right?
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| Teach him how to fish, you’ve fed him for a lifetime
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| But if he SPITS in your fish (What?!) |
| Wrap your fishing rod around his motherfucking neck! |
| (Oh, shit!)
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| Astronomers discovered another galaxy the other day
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| And this is what they had to say:
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| «We're happy 'cause it’s only a million light-years away»
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| What?!
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| We all know who’s down, you can’t hide
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| I caught you smiling, I like your kid side
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| We’re all killers (we're all killaz) deep inside
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| You’re such a rich man, you can’t dance
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| Okay, a sign in the park said «America is beautiful, Don’t litter»
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| But the sign was litter!
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| Red, white and blue with the green trees behind it?
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| Why can’t we put some shit that matches the environment?
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| Who be buying all them Lenny CD’s, I don’t get it
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| I liked it when Jimi did it
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| Speaking of CD’s, can you see deez?
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| (What?) DEEZ! |
| (You got me!)
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| Well, if it’s frizzy and it’s dirty, why do you need a scrunchie? |
| (Uhuh!)
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| Now it’s that and it’s ugly
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| Yeah, that’s it, pack it all up against your scalp
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| At least if it was free it could air the hell out
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| Take that butterfly clip, and let it fly, to hell
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| You ain’t a pony, why in the hell you need a ponytail? |
| «It shows more of my face,» she said
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| No, it shows more of your ear and your big head!
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| We’re all guilty, deep inside
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| But I caught you smiling, (Heeheehee!) I like your kid side
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| (You better get down!)
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| We all know who’s down, (Get on down!) you can’t hide
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| (Come on and get down!)
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| You’re such a pretty boy, (Get on down!) you can’t dance
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| That’s on the hook, mayne, on the hook!
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| On the chain, hecker fresh, hot damn, slammin'
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| Chill def! |
| Deffer than heck!
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| Hahah!
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| You better get down, buddy!
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| Whoo!
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| We in the zone now, we in the zone
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| I wash my hands before I touch my John
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| Party time and party time is summer time
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| And winter time is party time and party time is summer time
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| We’re all innocent (Uhuh!) deep inside
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| But you’re so clean-cut, you can’t dance
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| (What the hell is goin' on?)
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| We all know who’s down, you can’t hide
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| Come on and dance with us, now’s your chance
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| Winter time is party time
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| How come the free refill always comes with a large
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| It needs to come with a small
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| I ain’t snowboarding, I’ma fall
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| Who do you see when you got a red bump on your ball? |
| What kind of mother is jealous of her own daughter?
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| Why can’t the person who brought the water take my order?
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| Half of New York lives in Florida (Uhuh!)
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| Hmhm
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| You can lead a horse to water, and I think
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| Maybe you can even make it drink
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| BUT I BET YOU CAN’T SHOVE HOT BUTTER UP A LION’S ASS!
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| Hahahahah
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| You better get down, get on down
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| Come on and get down, get on down
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| Don’t try to act down, act like you’re down
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| You need to be down, be down
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| And winter time is party time
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| And party time is summer time
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| The winter time is party time and party time is
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| Why? |
| Why?
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| You better get down
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| Why?
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| Get on down
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| Don’t try to act down
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| BE down
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| We know
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| We know |