| I can smell the change that’s on your hands
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| Packin' up your philips head and honey bear
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| Brandy danced for you and all your friends
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| Last night you think, you might have left your money there
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| Good mornin' now your keys are gone
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| And the Thundercats are on
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| The paper’s here, it says it’s over, kiss your mom
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| You can’t hit a nail straight when you’re laughin'
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| Crystal was an unsuccessful blond
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| Hasn’t been to bed now for a week or two
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| Organizing closets until dawn
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| It’s lovely how she’s always finding things to do
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| Now Scotty’s knife is in your hand
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| contacts in the sand
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| You’re hallucinating in the heat
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| You can’t hit a nail straight when you’re laughing
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| You can’t hit a nail straight when you’re laughing
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| Ninety-seven stitches and a cast
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| Sixty absent days but what you gonna do
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| Thought you said those breaks of yours would last
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| Now go before somebody drops a house on you
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| Jordan got so mad
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| He threw his hammer at your head
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| Sent you home and said, he’d pick you up at five
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| You can’t hit a nail straight when you’re laughing
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| You can’t hit a nail straight when you’re laughing
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| Keep on playin' maybe it’ll happen dear
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| I can' believe the doctor said, he’d leave those BB’s in your head
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| But I think he said, he thought you shouldn’t drive
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| So call us if you make it there alive |