Lyrics DETENTION - ShitKid

DETENTION

Stole my teachers cigarettes
Found them in her purse
Went out during math class
To smoke them in the girls room
Trash can caught on fire
And I’m not a good liar
They caught me with the lighter
Tryna make the fire worse
One time in gym
Stacy was getting on my nerves
(ShitKid you’re a fuckin' nerd)
At least that’s what I heard
So I hit her with a volleyball
Of course the teacher saw it all
But she’s been such a know-it-all
And that’s why
I get detention
Yeah every other day
They say I never listen well
You say I’m going straight to hell
Didn’t wanna study for our test in history
Bought a can of laxatives for Miss Norbury
She caught me in action
She even called my parents
And she said
'You know where this ends'
And that’s why
I get detention
Yeah every other day
Guess I get on their nerves huh
When I don’t listen when they say
Yeah that’s detention
For little Miss Behave
Well they know that
They will
Have to call the
Fuckin' police on me