| The demons were planning on having a party one night
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| They had some whiskey and beer and pretzels, a little red wine, some wine
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| They were celebrating how they crucified Jesus on the tree
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| But uh Satan the snake itself was feeling ill at ease
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| Well, he took his crooked and dialed the phone by his head
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| And he called a faithful friend, the grave, to see for sure if Christ was dead
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| Hey grave, Satan said, tell me, did my plan fail
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| The grave just laughed and said, don’t worry, Jesus is dead as man
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| On Friday night they crucified the Lord at Calvary
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| But he said don’t dread, in three days I’m gonna live again, you’ll see
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| When problems try to bury you and make it hard to pray
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| It may seem like Friday night, but Sunday’s on the way
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| A tranquilizer and a horror flick didn’t calm Satan’s fear
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| So Saturday night he called up ol' grave scared of what he’d hear
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| Hey grave, what’s going on, grave said, man, you call me twice
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| Now I’ll tell you for the last time, boss, Jesus is on ice
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| Listen, then Satan said, remember when Lazarus was in the grave
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| Everything was cool then four days later Lazarus was raised
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| Now, this Jesus is much more trouble than anyone has ever been to me
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| He’s got me shook 'cause I heard him say he’ll only be dead three days
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| On Friday night they took the Jesus to Calvary
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| But he said don’t dread, in three days I’m gonna live again, you’ll see
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| When problems try to bury you and make it hard to pray
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| It may seem like Friday night, Sunday’s on the way, I’ll see you
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| Listen
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| Sunday morning Satan woke up with a jump ready to blow a fuse
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| He was shaking from the tips of his pointed ears down to the toes of his
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| pointed shoes
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| Hey grave, tell me, is he alive, I don’t wanna lose my neck
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| The grave said, your evilness, maintain your cool, man. |
| you’re a wreck
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| Now, the grave said, now cool your jets big D, my sting is still intact
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| You see, Jesus is dead forever, man, and he ain’t gonna never coming back
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| Listen, so you just mellow out and drink up or shoot up, leave me alone
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| And you know what, I’m gonna catch you later
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| Later
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| Oh wait, wait, wait
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| Oh no, oh no, oh no
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| Somebody’s messing with the stone
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| The stone was pushed away and it bounced a time or two
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| And an angel stepped inside and said, «I'm Gabriel, who are you?»
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| Now if you wonder where the Lord is at this very hour
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| Now, I tell you he’s alive with resurrection power
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| On Friday night they crucify my Jesus out on Calvary
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| But he said don’t dread, in three days I’m gonna live again, you’ll see
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| When problems try to bury you and they make it so hard for you to pray
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| It may seem like it’s Friday night, but Sunday, Sunday, I come and tell you
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| Sunday
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| Sunday is on the way |