| I tell myself what’s done is done
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| I tell myself don’t be a fool
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| Play the field have a lot of fun
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| It’s easy when you play it cool
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| I tell myself don’t be a chump
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| Who cares, let him stay away
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| That’s when the phone rings and I jump
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| And as I grab the phone I pray
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| Let it please be him, oh dear God
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| It must be him or I shall die
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| Or I shall die
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| Oh hello, hello my dear God
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| It must be him but it’s not him
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| And then I die
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| That’s when I die
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| After a while, I’m myself again
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| I take the pieces off the floor
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| Put my heart on the shelf again
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| You’ll never hurt me anymore
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| I’m not a puppet on a string
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| I’ll find somebody else someday
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| That’s when the phone rings, and once again
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| I start to pray
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| Let it please be him, oh dear God
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| It must be him, it must be him
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| Or I shall die, Or I shall die
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| Oh hello, hello my dear God
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| It must be him but it’s not him
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| And then I die
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| That’s when I die |