| Uncle Larry’s hooked on ice again
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| He seems to be stuck in the 80's
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| He wears his members only jacket
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| Cause he thinks it turns on all the ladies
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| And all the white folks shake their asses
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| Looking for the two and four
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| I’ll have mine in martini glasses
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| Cause I can’t take it anymore
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| These are the days of empty kitchens
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| The rise and fall of Mary Ellen’s hairdo
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| I think she’s found a new religion
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| Studying the Kabalah in her J Crew
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| And all the rich kids shake their asses
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| Looking for the two and four
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| Well I’ll have mine with Blackstrap molasses
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| Cause I can’t taste it anymore
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| No I can’t taste it anymore
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| My friend Greg says it’s all good
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| As the eastern seaboard’s blown away
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| Now everything is going half-price
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| So look at all the money we saved
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| And all the politicians shake their asses
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| Looking for the backdoor
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| I’ll just be hanging out with the lasses
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| Cause they don’t like the boys no more
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| No and I can’t take it anymore |