| Say, Dad
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| (Mmm, yes kids)
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| We’d like to have a heart-to-heart talk
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| (Oh-oh, have you spoken to your mother yet?)
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| No, Dad, we wanna ask you
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| (Well, I guess you’re both old enough)
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| What we wanna know is
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| What did they do before rock 'n' roll? |
| (ah-ha)
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| How’d they ever make it
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| Bless my soul
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| All day long they had to listen to (ah-ha)
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| (My time is your time)
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| What did they do before Elvis Pee (ah-ha)
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| Fabian and Avalon and Brenda Lee?
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| All they heard on the radio was
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| (May the blue of the light, make the buh-buh-buh-boom)
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| I found some ancient records (ah-doo-wah)
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| From nineteen-forty-five (ah-doo-wah)
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| I put a couple on the phonograph (laughed)
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| Laughed ha-ha-ha-ha ha-ha
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| Oh well, I thought I’d die
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| Now, let me tell you, Dad
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| It was an awful sound
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| To hear what twenty-seven cats
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| Were puttin' down
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| I couldn’t believe my ears
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| It was a shock to me
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| 'Cause all that they were playin'
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| Was the melody
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| They had a thing called swing
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| They didn’t have no beat
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| That rikki-tikki music never move my feet
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| And then I played your records
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| Strangest thing I heard
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| I know you’ll think I’m goofy
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| But I’m pretty swerve
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| They didn’t twang guitars
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| I meant like it was sad
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| And tell me
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| What’s a Hugo Winterhalter, Dad?
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| Oh well, I felt so poor
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| For those old time souls (ah-ha)
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| They never had the benefit
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| Of rock 'n' roll
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| All they heard on the radio was (ah-ha)
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| (Doo-fal-dee-ooh, boop-boop-pee-doo, ooh)
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| Oh, no! |