Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Pre-Apocalyptic Blues , by - Shawn Mullins. Song from the album My Stupid Heart, in the genre Иностранная авторская песняPre-Apocalyptic Blues |
| You can read it in the paper |
| Or watch it on the news |
| Everybody’s got the pre-apocalyptic blues |
| You better be ready when the shit goes down |
| You better head on down to Costco |
| Get you a bucket full of rice and beans |
| A year’s supply of 2-ply for your composting latrines |
| So you’ll be ready when the shit goes down |
| Don’t hesitate don’t procrastinate |
| Or you’ll all be running scared |
| There ain’t no second chances for brave or impaired |
| Did you know there’s a couple of commies' hiding underneath your bed |
| And the zombies gonna eat up all the brains in your head |
| I got a Rambo knife with a compass |
| And ballistic bug out bag |
| Got a AK47 'bout a hundred Dexter Mags |
| Gonna be ready when the shit goes down |
| You know what I’m talking about |
| Isis and Al-Qaeda |
| About a billion red Chinese |
| You say you ain’t worried and I say honky please |
| You better be ready when the shit goes down |
| By my Jacuzzi there’s an Uzi and an RPG |
| Got a stinger missile mounted on my SUV |
| They won’t get to me no matter who they are |
| I got land mines buried all over my yard |
| 'Cause I read it in the paper |
| I watched it on the news |
| And now I’ve got the pre-apocalyptic blues |
| I’m gonna be ready when the shit goes down |
| Well you be ready when the shit goes down |
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