
Date of issue: 31.12.2014
Record label: Concord, Sugar Hill
Song language: English
Pre-Apocalyptic Blues |
You can read it in the paper |
Or watch it on the news |
Everybody’s got the pre-apocalyptic blues |
You better be ready when the shit goes down |
You better head on down to Costco |
Get you a bucket full of rice and beans |
A year’s supply of 2-ply for your composting latrines |
So you’ll be ready when the shit goes down |
Don’t hesitate don’t procrastinate |
Or you’ll all be running scared |
There ain’t no second chances for brave or impaired |
Did you know there’s a couple of commies' hiding underneath your bed |
And the zombies gonna eat up all the brains in your head |
I got a Rambo knife with a compass |
And ballistic bug out bag |
Got a AK47 'bout a hundred Dexter Mags |
Gonna be ready when the shit goes down |
You know what I’m talking about |
Isis and Al-Qaeda |
About a billion red Chinese |
You say you ain’t worried and I say honky please |
You better be ready when the shit goes down |
By my Jacuzzi there’s an Uzi and an RPG |
Got a stinger missile mounted on my SUV |
They won’t get to me no matter who they are |
I got land mines buried all over my yard |
'Cause I read it in the paper |
I watched it on the news |
And now I’ve got the pre-apocalyptic blues |
I’m gonna be ready when the shit goes down |
Well you be ready when the shit goes down |
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