Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song I've No Alibi, artist - Sharon Shannon. Date of issue: 01.05.2008
Song language: English
I've No Alibi |
| I’ve no alibi, I’m so bad I cry |
| I’ve no alibi, laugh until I cry |
| I talk shite, shite, shite, and they buy, buy, buy, buy it |
| I talk shite, shite, shite, and they buy, buy, buy, buy it |
| I wish I was cute and I looked the part |
| Gold chain round my neck and on each arm a tart |
| I wish I was cool with the hip crowd in |
| I could take all my lyrics and throw them in the bin |
| I’d have a six pack stomach like your man Andre |
| Drive round in my jeep and at nightime 'Parte' |
| I’d write throwaway lyrics, with no meaning at all |
| And I’d work on my appearance for the MTV ball |
| Care more about how I looked and how I came across |
| Than the drivel I was writing, for words I’m at a loss |
| I could put out what I liked, just as long as it had a beat |
| And the masses would love it, they would mob me on the street |
| Pour some serious money into the video |
| Have some fly girls shaking their asses don’t you know |
| I could dress up like a gangster rapper and pretend I’m from the street |
| Even if I was a rich white idiot |
| Everyone would love me, they’d have no feckin choice |
| Coz I’d be pushed right down their throat |
| Not once, not twice but thrice |
| In the papers, up on billboards, in the news and on your screens |
| I’d be haunting you, you’d probably even see me in your dreams |
| And the media monster, I’d be riding on its back |
| I’d be hunting poor unfortunates, with my truncheon eardrums crack |
| Get an overall tan, sign my autograph for a quid |
| And I’d put across a message that would say this to a kid |
| I’m so trendy, I’m so talented, I’m so handsome. |
| I’m so cool |
| Buy my tape and praise me, I’m a god you fool |
| You’re not trendy, you’re not talented, you’re not handsome, you’re not hip |
| I’ll be all these things for you and my lyrics will equip |
| Equip you for Eh? |
| Eh? |
| Mmm? |
| Oh yeah, CDs, posters, T-shirts, all my ice cool merchandise |
| So go now, quickly as you can, to your nearest retail outlet |
| And don’t be shy my friend, spend, spend, spend, spend, spend |
| Spend, spend, spend, spend, spend, and remember that |
| I love you |