| Tell me about it
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| Ooh!
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| Men: Have you ever tried to figure them out?
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| Huh, me too, but I ain’t got no clue, how 'bout you?
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| Men are like shoes, made to confuse
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| Yeah, there’s so many of 'em
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| I don’t know which ones to choose
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| Ah, sing it to me if you agree
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| There’s the kind made for running
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| The sneakers and the low down heels
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| The kind that will keep you on your toes
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| And every girl knows how that feels (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
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| (Oh) Ouch, ah, sing it with me
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| Ya got your kickers and your ropers, your everyday loafers
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| And some that you can never find
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| You’ve got your slippers and your zippers, your grabbers and your grippers
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| Man, don’t you hate that kind?
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| Some you wear in, an' some you wear out
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| Some you wanna leave behind
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| Sometimes you hate 'em, an' sometimes you love 'em
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| I guess it all depends on which way you rub 'em
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| But a girl can never have too many of 'em
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| It’s amazing what a little polish will do
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| Men are like shoes
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| Some make you feel ten feet tall
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| Some make you feel so small
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| An' some you want to leave out in the hall
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| Or make you feel like kicking the wall (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
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| Ah, sing it with me, girls
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| Ooh! |
| (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
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| Mmm
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| Ya got your kickers and your ropers, your everyday loafers
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| And some that you can never find
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| You’ve got your slippers and your zippers, your grabbers and your grippers
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| Man, don’t you hate that kind?
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| Some you wear in, an' some you wear out
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| Some you wanna leave behind
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| Sometimes you hate 'em, an' sometimes you love 'em
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| I guess it all depends on which way you rub 'em
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| But a girl can never have too many of 'em
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| Some can polish up pretty good
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| Ah, all men are like shoes
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| It’s amazing what a little polish will do
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| Some clean up good, just like new
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| Some you can’t afford, some are real cheap
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| Some are good for bumming around on the beach
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| Ya got your kickers and your ropers, your everyday loafers
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| Yeah, some that you can never find
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| You’ve got your slippers and your zippers, your grabbers and your grippers
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| And man, don’t you hate that kind?
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| Ya got your kickers and your ropers, your everyday loafers
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| And some that you can never find
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| You’ve got your slippers and your zippers, your grabbers and your grippers
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| An' man, don’t you hate that kind?
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| Some you wear in, an' some you wear out
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| Some you wanna leave behind
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| Sometimes you hate 'em, an' sometimes you love 'em
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| I guess it all depends on which way you rub 'em
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| But a girl can never have too many of 'em
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| I ain’t got time for the flip-flop kind
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| Men are like shoes |