| 36 inches, bitch! |
| And that’s only a smidgen
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| Me and my droopy sack, you know the legend
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| Still talk about nuts the more that they
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| Is that a water balloon hangin' out a patch of dick hair? |
| (Nope!)
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| My ball sack was blessed by the Pope
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| T double O or T-W-O (Dope!)
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| I double Dutch jump my junk. |
| Fuck rope!
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| And I sucker punchin' chumps and punks and cut throats (Nope!)
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| You don’t want nothin' like a hairy vagina
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| I’ll stretch my scrotum from here to China
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| My nuts got stuck in my fuckin' recliner
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| Behind ‘em, Big Poppa Pump (Scott Steiner!)
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| I got my car blind on mace (Sting!)
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| Dropped like a rock in a sock (Boing!)
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| Popped in my shiner face (Bling!)
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| Dropped two rocks down a tube stock (Boing, boing!)
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| Four fat hood rats swingin' off my scrotum
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| Ah! |
| Get off it! |
| («Just wanna hold ‘em!»)
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| The testic-elastic even smashed and swollen
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| Nut sack gymnastics, I snatched a good one
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| When I was young, my nuts hung (Low)
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| You might say much lower than some (Oh?)
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| Down to the floor like a wore-out bungee cord (Yeah?)
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| Some say (Yeah?) a legend was born (Oh!)
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| All hail Stretch Nuts!
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| A bitch bound to faint at the slightest sight (Yup!)
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| All hail Stretch Nuts!
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| You play your cards right, they’re yours tonight (That's right)
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| Every time we fuck, we both get stuck
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| Entangled, near strangled in my ball
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| Took my nuts up a slut’s butt (Her booty hole walls?)
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| It’s fruity, though, like bananas and lemon
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| Grapes and peaches, sweet watermelon
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| It’s Rudy’s ol' ho, might wanna tell ‘em
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| Ah wait, can’t reach him, ‘cause he caught a felon
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| A beauty ho got a tight na-na like Ellen
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| But I hate the screechin' and all the yellin'
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| Stretch Nuts, bitch! |
| Shaggy Shaggs the clown
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| Short shorts! |
| My nut bag drags the ground
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| Double take! |
| Make sure it’s no fags around
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| Lay down, ho! |
| (Bloop) You hear the tea baggin' sound?
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| My nut bag, like two cue balls in some panty hose
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| Extra young speedos? |
| Shit, hand me those
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| Fuck fine bitches! |
| Give me gigantic hoes
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| That’s all right! |
| My dick is like sand in toes
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| You like it rough, bitch? |
| You get punched in that pussy
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| Fuck a tight tummy. |
| Give me fat and mushy
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| I eat your whole butt crack out of that tushie
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| I’m Shaggy. |
| My whole nut bag extra bushy
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| Fuck clippers. |
| I like my pubes caught in zippers
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| I hate feather weights. |
| Give me A-scale tippers
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| Hump jump and flop, like a
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| Then I bring home sluts swingin' on my nuts like Tarzan
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| When I was young, my nuts hung (Low)
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| You might say much lower than some (Oh?)
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| Down to the floor like a wore-out bungee cord (Yeah?)
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| Some say (Yeah?) a legend was born (Oh!)
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| All hail Stretch Nuts!
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| A bitch bound to faint at the slightest sight (Yup!)
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| All hail Stretch Nuts!
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| You play your cards right, they’re yours tonight (That's right) |
Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Stretch Nuts: A Legend Was Born , by - Shaggy 2 Dope. Song from the album F.T.F.O.M.F., in the genre Рэп и хип-хоп