| Maybe You Could Explain It to Me |
|---|
| Left the car unlocked |
| Why? |
| Don’t know; |
| can’t say |
| Left the clothes in the wash |
| Why? |
| Don’t know; |
| can’t say |
| Said I’d help but forgot |
| Why? |
| Don’t know; |
| can’t say |
| Can’t make sense of the clock |
| Why? |
| Don’t know; |
| can’t say |
| Left the key in the door |
| Why? |
| Don’t know; |
| can’t say |
| Left the oven on |
| Why? |
| Don’t know; |
| can’t say |
| Reached for wallet, forgot |
| Why? |
| Don’t know; |
| can’t say |
| It’s in my other pants |
| Why? |
| Don’t know; |
| can’t say |
| Left drink on cove |
| Why? |
| Don’t know; |
| can’t say |
| Left bag on the train |
| Why? |
| Don’t know; |
| can’t say |
| Niece’s birthday; |
| forgot |
| Why? |
| Don’t know; |
| can’t say |
| Our anniversary? |
| No shot |
| Why? |
| Don’t know; |
| can’t say |
| I found my brain’s not working |
| I found ample grounds to worry |
| The week before’s been forfeit |
| Like thirty or so before it |
