| It’s December twenty-four
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| I can’t defend your folks no more
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| See, I’m not stirring, I’m not moving
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| I got movies that need viewing
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| Let’s not go away
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| So just remember what the day is for
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| Lay in bed and ignore the door
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| Just you and me, cups of tea
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| Staying in, watching TV
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| Oh, baby, let’s not go away
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| I know you don’t believe it
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| I’m not showing up
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| Tell them that I’m sick
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| Say that I’ve been throwing up
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| Tell them it’s serious
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| That it’s over between us
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| 'Cause if I go
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| It just might be
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| Let’s not go, let’s not go
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| Let’s not go away
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| Make it snow, make it snow
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| So they won’t come and stay
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| Let’s not go, let’s not go
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| Let’s not go away
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| Make it snow, make it snow
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| So they won’t come and stay
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| Now it’s December twenty-five
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| I’m in the car but I can’t leave the drive
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| 'Cause I don’t want no holiday
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| With your extended DNA
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| Oh, baby, please don’t make us go
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| I know you don’t believe it
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| But I think we’re out of luck
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| 'Cause the car ain’t got no petrol
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| And the garages are shut
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| It’s like a miracle
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| Now it’s just the two of us
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| And the TV
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| Let’s not go, let’s not go
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| Let’s not go away
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| Make it snow, make it snow
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| So they won’t come and stay
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| Let’s not go, let’s not go
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| Let’s not go away
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| Make it snow, make it snow
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| So they won’t come and stay
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| It’s not you, it’s not me
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| It’s your family
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| It’s not you, it’s not me
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| It’s your family
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| It’s not you, it’s not me
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| Your daddy hates my guts
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| It’s not you, it’s not me
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| And your mother talks too much
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| It’s not you, it’s not me
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| Your brother’s always wasted
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| And your great uncle’s kind of racist
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| It’s not you, it’s not me
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| It’s your family |