| Alright there’s something truly
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| Magnificent about being sad and that is that
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| Everyone can be sad, some people are sad sometimes
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| Other people are sad all the time
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| And this is just a song about being sad
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| Whoopdie-doo, let’s get to it, haha
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| I’ve got a problem, I’m always so sad
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| The littlest things get me pissed off or mad
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| My life’s pretty good, no I don’t have it bad
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| So it’s hard to explain all these feelings I have
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| I’m just a baby I think that explains it
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| I burnt up my toast got so sad that I fainted
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| I played a great song on repeat, now I hate it
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| And nobody likes this picture I painted
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| My only messages come from my mommy
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| I spend my life feeling like nobody wants me
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| You’re kinda cute but your friend is a hottie
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| His shiny white teeth and his muscular body
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| I wear a cool outfit and try to look edgy
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| My underwear rides up and gives me a wedgie
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| My pants are too tight, now I wish they were stretchy
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| Why do these small things always upset me?
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| Little things make me wanna cry sometimes
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| But that’s just life
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| It’ll be alright
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| If you’re really sad
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| Everything just turns out wrong
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| If you’re really sad
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| Let me hear you sing this song
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| If you’re really sad
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| Everything just turns out wrong
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| If you’re really sad
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| Let me hear you sing along
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| What’s a party? |
| I’ve never been
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| Well I went to one once, but I couldn’t get in
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| I bought a lottery ticket, but I didn’t win
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| So I bought two more and I lost again
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| My phone’s plugged in but it isn’t chargin'
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| I wake up in the morning lookin' like a Martian
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| I’m crying on the daily, you could call me Carson
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| Could you please shut the door if you’re gonna barge in
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| My shoes are too small and can’t fit my foot in
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| Went back to the mall and I stepped in some puddin'
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| I tried to return them, they said that I couldn’t
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| Here are some things that upset me that shouldn’t
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| My coffee’s too bitter, got stains on my shirt
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| I popped my balloon, and my dog is a jerk
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| I stepped in some gum then stepped in some poop
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| I feel like a hamster, I’m stuck in a loop
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| Little things make me wanna cry sometimes
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| But that’s just life
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| It’ll be alright
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| If you’re really sad
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| Everything just turns out wrong
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| If you’re really sad
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| Let me hear you sing this song
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| If you’re really sad (like really sad)
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| Everything just turns out wrong (I'm talking about everything!)
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| If you’re really sad (like really sad!)
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| Let me hear you sing along (sing it you idiot!)
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| If you’re really sad
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| Everything just turns out wrong
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| If you’re really sad
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| Let me hear you sing this song
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| If you’re really sad
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| Everything just turns out wrong
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| If you’re really sad
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| Let me hear you sing along
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| Thank you for listening, glad you could all hear this
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| But the song is over now, cause I’m all out of ly-
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| Alright this had to end on a bad note didn’t it? |