| Whatever happened to Jean the machine
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| She used to live down the hall from me
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| And all of the boys in the band
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| Miss her so bad now
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| Ain’t it pitiful
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| She made her way from Hungary
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| A refugee with a voice like Callas
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| But somehow she couldn’t get on
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| So she took it off
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| At the, the local Palace
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| Jean come back (Why'd you go now)
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| Jean come back (Things are slow now)
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| Jean come back
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| My landlady said Jean’s a commie spy
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| And each time I asked for the reason why
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| My landlady said it’s a front
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| She bumps and grinds codes
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| To an audience of immigrants
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| It blows my mind when I think of Jean
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| Every night with a new routine
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| 'Cos I play drums in the band
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| She used me as part
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| Of her dirty commie plan
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| Jean come back (we forgive you)
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| Jean come back (boy scouts honour)
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| Jean come back (Spiro Agnew)
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| Jean come back (To the Bolshoi)
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| Jean come back (To your homeland)
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| Jean come back (bring the microfilm) |