| Spoken-
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| Sweetheart, you know it’s been awhile —
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| Something that’s been on my mind that I really needed to express to you…
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| I must tell you how I really feel…
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| Man-
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| Oh you are an angel
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| An angel sent from hell
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| Your mouth like a sailor
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| Your cheap cosmetic smell
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| Woman-
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| Darling you are a loser
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| It’s you I love to kill
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| Both-
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| Darling you ruined my life
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| So I hate you and I always will
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| Man-
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| From your implants that failed
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| To the milkman that you nailed
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| It’s been you, it’s been you
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| That’s tried to make me lose my mind
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| Woman-
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| Well, you come on so tough
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| And then you can’t get it up
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| And if you do
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| Then it’s still hard to find
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| Man-
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| You cheap little ho'
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| Slippin' out the back door
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| You go out with any man
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| For a nickel or a dime
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| Woman-
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| You no workin bum
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| You never made me come
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| Yeah, I faked it
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| Each and every time
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| Oh you are a big fat couch-sittin' sport-watchin' alky
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| Corona’s by the keg
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| Man-
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| Oh darlin I’ll stop my drinking
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| If you’ll only shave your legs
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| Woman-
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| It’s too bad your mama wasn’t on the pill
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| Man-
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| Leave my mother outa this
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| Both-
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| Darling you ruined my life
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| So I hate you and I always will
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| Darling you ruined my life
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| So I hate you and I always will |