| They will talk about you on the radio
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| They will write about you in magazines
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| And they’ll dissect you for instructional videos
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| For you are what they need
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| They’ll still tell you what you are wanting
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| And they will tell you just what you should be
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| But regardless of symmetrical groomings
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| When the full moon’s out, when the full moon’s out
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| You’re a tiger, you’re a unicorn
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| You’re a tiger, you’re a unicorn
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| We’re silent, but for footsteps in grass
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| Folktales from far in the past
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| Things out of vogue will be vogue once again
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| And you’ll have another fifteen minutes
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| In the meantime, you can just soak it in
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| Big smiles to the cameras and microphones
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| The hum of your invisible powers
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| When it’s almost the perfect hour
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| You’re a tiger, you’re a unicorn
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| You’re a tiger, you’re a unicorn
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| You’re a tiger, you’re a unicorn
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| You’re a tiger, you’re a unicorn |