| Thanks for coming out on such short notice
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| We like your head shots
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| But your head could have been better
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| Regrettably, you’re not right for consumers
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| So better better
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| Luck next time
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| We’re looking for someone
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| That’s sad but endearingly so
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| So sad but endearingly so
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| So sad but endearingly so
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| So sad but endearingly so
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| Think of us, please, as your contemporaries
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| Just quite a bit more crude and decisive
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| And yes, these interviews have a finite process
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| For excluding non prime candidates
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| We’re looking for someone
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| That’s sad but endearingly so
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| So sad but endearingly so
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| So sad but endearingly so
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| So sad but endearingly so
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| We’re looking for someone
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| That’s sad but endearingly so
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| So sad but endearingly so
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| So sad but endearingly so
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| So sad but endearingly so |