| As Smart As Geek Is Chic Right Now |
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| They made a mistake at the toy factory |
| And forgot to turn off the brain machine |
| So when security opened the door the next day |
| There was a plastic, brand new army |
| And they were as smart as geek is chic right now |
| And as clever as the invention of pillow cases |
| And they asked the guard who had made them |
| But his knees were so shaky and he wasn’t so smart |
| … so he shot them all dead |
