| If I die and go to hell real soon,
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| It will appear to me as this room.
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| And for eternity I’d lay in bed
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| In my boxers, half stoned,
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| With the pillow under my head.
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| I’d be chatting on the interweb;
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| Maggots pray upon the living dead.
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| I had no interest in the things she said.
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| On the phone every day,
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| I’ll permanently hit the hay.
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| I called her on the phone and she touched herself.
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| She touched herself. |
| She touched herself.
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| I called her on the phone and she touched herself.
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| I laughed myself to sleep.
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| At this rate,
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| I’ll be heading for electric chairs.
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| I’m only human with my cross to bear.
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| When she described her underwear
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| I forgot all the rules my rabbi taught me in the old schul.
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| You’re too young to be this empty girl
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| I’ll prepare you for a sick dark world
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| Know that you’ll be my downfall.
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| But I call and I call and I call.
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| I called her on the phone and she touched herself.
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| She touched herself. |
| She touched herself.
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| I called her on the phone and she touched herself.
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| I laughed myself to sleep.
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| I don’t know what I want.
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| I don’t know what I want.
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| I don’t know what I want.
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| I don’t know what I want.
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| I don’t know what I want. |
| (Met you on the internet)
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| I don’t know what I want. |
| (Then I lied about it)
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| I don’t know what I want. |
| (Met you on the internet)
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| I don’t know what I want. |
| (Then I lied about it)
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| I called her on the phone and she touched herself.
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| She touched herself. |
| She touched herself.
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| I called her on the phone and she touched herself.
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| I laughed myself to sleep.
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| (Woah!) I called her on the phone
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| (Woah!) and she touched herself.
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| (Woah!) She touched herself.
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| (Woah!) She touched herself.
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| (Woah!) I called her on the phone
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| (Woah!) and she touched herself.
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| I laughed myself to sleep. |