| Once she dressed in silks and lace, Owned a Rolls Royce car | 
| Now she seems quite out of place, like a fallen star | 
| Draped around my kitchen sink, Happy as can be | 
| I just have to stop and think, Why she fell for me | 
| I’m not much to look at, nothing to see | 
| Just glad I’m livin' and lucky to be | 
| I got a woman crazy for me | 
| She’s funny that way | 
| I can’t save a dollar, ain’t worth a cent | 
| She doesn’t holler she’d live in a tent | 
| I got a woman crazy for me | 
| She’s funny that way | 
| Tho' she loves to work and slave for me ev’ry day | 
| She’d be so much better off if I went away | 
| But why should I leave her, why should I go | 
| She’d be unhappy without me I know | 
| I got a woman crazy for me | 
| She’s funny that way | 
| She should have the very best, Anyone can see | 
| Still she’s diff’rent from the rest, satisfied with me | 
| While I worry plan and scheme, Over what to do | 
| Can’t help feeling it’s a dream, Too good to be true | 
| Never had nothin'; | 
| no one to care | 
| That’s why I seem to have more than my share | 
| I got a woman, crazy for me | 
| She’s funny that way | 
| When I hurt her feelings, once in a while | 
| Her only answer is one little smile | 
| I got a woman crazy for me | 
| She’s funny that way | 
| I can see no other way and no better plan | 
| End it all and let her go to some better man; | 
| But I’m only human, coward at best | 
| I’m more than certain she’d follow me west | 
| I got a woman crazy for me | 
| She’s funny that way |