| Usin' the phone booth | 
| Makin' a few calls | 
| Doodlin' weird things | 
| Usin' the booth walls | 
| Got me a big date | 
| Waitin' for my chick | 
| Puttin' my face on | 
| So she could look slick | 
| I enjoy procrastinating | 
| 'Cause I’m busy while I’m waiting | 
| Doodlin' away, doodlin' away | 
| Sittin' and dinin' | 
| Dinner beginnin' | 
| Started designin' | 
| Usin' the linen | 
| Talkin' to my man | 
| Doodlin' my bit | 
| Waiter got salty | 
| Told me to please quit | 
| Told the waiter, «Don't be dizzy | 
| «Can't you see I’m very busy | 
| «Doodlin' away» | 
| «Do you doodle all day?» | 
| Asked the waiter in his way | 
| «Do you doodle all night?» | 
| Told the waiter he was right | 
| «In your doodlin' way» | 
| «That's the way I’m gonna stay» | 
| «Are you thinkin' things right?» | 
| «Doodlin' sheds a lot of light» | 
| «Don't know what I can do» | 
| «Ain't nothing you can do» | 
| «With old doodlin' you» | 
| «Doodin's all I want to do» | 
| That’s for true! | 
| Why does every single thing I see | 
| Look exactly like a doodle to me? | 
| If I ever have a doubt | 
| What life is all about | 
| I get my pencil out and then commence to doodlin' | 
| And I find it real relaxing | 
| 'Specially when I feel that life is really taxing | 
| 'Cause weird designs | 
| They only show what’s going on | 
| In weirder minds | 
| Those when you doodle then your noodle’s flying blind | 
| Every little thing that you write | 
| Just conceivably might | 
| Be a thought that you capture | 
| While coppin' a wink | 
| Doodlin' takes you beyond what you see | 
| When you write what you think | 
| I’d feel so lost without my doodlin' | 
| Doodlin' really helps me ease my mind | 
| I’d be tempest-tossed | 
| Without my doodlin' | 
| When I’m doodlin' there’s one thing I find | 
| Truly, I really really really really really truly truly wanna figure out | 
| What my doodlin’s all about | 
| Later the waiter | 
| Had me arrested | 
| Took me to Bellevue | 
| Where I was tested | 
| Had me a doctor | 
| Probin' my noodle | 
| 'Fore he was half-done | 
| Taught him to doodle | 
| Showed him hidden thoughts that linger | 
| Find an outlet through your finger | 
| Doodlin' away, doodlin' away | 
| Doctor was real nice | 
| Told me to be cool | 
| Looked at the waiter | 
| Called him the real fool | 
| Looked at my baby | 
| Told me he dug her | 
| Got me to doodlin' | 
| So he could bug her | 
| When he put his arms around her | 
| Quite to his surprise he found her | 
| Doodlin' away, doodlin' away | 
| We just doodle all day! |