| I bought my angel on the Fourth of July
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| I didn’t plan it, it just happend that way.
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| I guess faith stepped in in the end,
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| 'Cause I needed him then.
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| When I bought him they said, Are you sure?
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| No refunds, returns or exchanges because
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| once he’s yours, he’s yours for good.
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| Now, you behave like an angel should.
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| 'Cause I saw it on TV,
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| they were selling pieces of heaven
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| and I thought, Hey, what about me?
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| When am I considered… ooh
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| I chained my angel to the eavestrough
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| It was November and I think I pissed him off
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| He’s mad but I don’t care
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| You’re my Angel, so there.
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| I figure it’s only about sixty more years
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| So come on Angel, stop all the tears
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| Come sing me a song or two
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| Whatever it is you Angels do.
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| 'Cause I saw it on TV
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| They were selling pieces of heaven
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| And I thought, Hey what about me?
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| When can I make reservations. |
| ooh
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| My pet angel’s got a long lost friend.
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| He says he’s coming back when the world ends
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| when us humans have lost our touch…
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| God never liked people that much
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| 'Cause he saw it on TV
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| they were selling pieces of heaven
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| and he thought, Well, how can this be?
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| What in the Hell are they thinking? |