| Two weeks all she’s had for for lunch
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| Is diet pills and captain crunch
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| Eyes lie like tell me fade baker
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| Cut her hair off with a razor
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| She’s wearing her wedding dress
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| And God only knows what comes next
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| Call the Sheriff, call the shrink
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| She’s on quicksand 'bout to sink
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| You got around and it got around
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| Yeah you were on the verge of a nervous breakdown
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| Yards of rope up in the attic
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| Grandpas loaded automatic
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| Liquid Drain-o Clorox bleach
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| And kitchen knives all within reach
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| She swears she won’t hurt herself
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| But she might hurt somebody else
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| Call the Sheriff, call the shrink
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| She’s on quicksand 'bout to sink
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| You got around and it got around
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| Yeah you were on the verge of a nervous breakdown
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| Did your laundry cooked your dinner
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| Never saw the crazy in her
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| We’re all one heart break away
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| From temporarily insane
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| Call the Sheriff, call the shrink
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| She’s on quicksand 'bout to sink
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| You got around and it got around
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| The crazy train has come to town
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| You better head for higher ground
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| The women’s on the verge of a nervous breakdown |