
Date of issue: 29.06.2015
Song language: English
Happily Ever After |
Winnifred: «And so it was that soon after his encounter with the dragon Fafner |
Young Prince Waldere fell into the enchanted mud and, before long, |
his head grew back, hmmm |
Whereupon he married the Princess Gunthere… |
And they lived happily ever after.» |
(She closes the book) We’ll I’m glad |
Winnifred: They all live happily, happily, happily ever after |
The couple is happily leaving the chapel eternally tied |
As the curtain descends, there is nothing but loving and laughter |
When the fairy tale ends the heroine’s always a bride |
Ella, the girl of the cinders did the wash and the walls and the winders |
But she landed a prince who was brawny and blue-eyed and blond |
Still, I honestly doubt that she could ever have done it |
Without that crazy lady with the wand |
Cinderella had outside help! |
I have no one but me… Fairy godmother, godmother, godmother! |
Where can you be? |
I haven’t got a fairy godmother |
I haven’t got a godmother. |
I have a mother… |
A plain, ordinary woman! |
Snow white was so pretty they tell us |
That the queen was insulted and jealous |
When the mirror declared that snow white was the fairest of all |
She was dumped on the border but was saved by some men who adored 'er; |
Oh, I grant you, they were small |
But there were seven of them! |
Practically a regiment! |
I’m alone in the night |
By myself, not a dwarf, not an elf, not a goblin in sight! |
That girl had seven determined little men working day and night just for her! |
Oh sure! |
The queen gave her a poisoned apple |
Even so she lived happily, happily, happily every after! |
A magical kiss counteracted the apple eventually… |
Though I know I’m not clever I’ll do what they tell me I hafta! |
I want some happily ever after to happen to me! |
Winnifred maid of the mire, has one simple human desire |
Oh, I ask for no more than two shoes on the floor next to mine |
Oh… Someone to fly and to float with |
To swim in the marsh and the moat with as for this one… |
Well, he’d be fine |
But now it’s all up to me… |
And I’m burning to bring it about |
If I don’t I’ll be stuck with goodbye and good luck and get out! |
But I don’t wanna get out! |
I wanna get in! |
I want to get into some happily, happily ever after |
I want to walk happily out of the chapel eternally tied |
For I know that I’ll never live happily ever after 'til after I’m a bride! |
And then I’ll be happily happy |
Yes, Happily happy! |
And thoroughly satisfied! |
Satisfied! |
Satisfied! |
Oh Yeah! |