| What ever happened to my part?
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| It was exciting at the start
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| Now we’re halfway through act 2
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| and I’ve had nothing yet
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| to do
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| I’ve off-stage for far too long
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| I’ts ages since I had a song
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| This is one unhappy diva
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| The producers have deceived her
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| There is nothing I can sing from my heart
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| What ever happened to my part
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| I am sick of my career
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| Always stuck in second gear
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| Up to here
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| with frustrations and with fears
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| I’ve no Grammy, no rewards
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| I’ve no Tony Awards
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| I’m constantly replaced by Britney Spears
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| Britney Spears!
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| What ever happened to my show
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| I was hit
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| Now I don’t know
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| I’m with a bunch of British knight
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| Prancing 'round in whooly thights
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| I might as wel go to the pub
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| They’ve been out searching for a shrub
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| Out shopping for a bush
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| Well they can kiss my tush
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| It seemes to me they’ve really lost the plot
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| What ever happened to my
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| I’ll call my agent, damnit
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| What ever happened to
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| my
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| But my
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| Part |