Lyrics Watch out Motherfucker, I Know Karate - Santa Hates You, Brian Graupner

Watch out Motherfucker, I Know Karate

It’s not kung fu
It’s karate
I can break your face in a million different ways
Like my secret hundred hand slap
Your mind will be blown and your lungs will collapse
I learned from an ancient master
Each day we’d fight
And every night we’d get plastered
On sake and plum wine
Call me Sub-Zero 'cause I’ll rip out your spine
Fatality
Here we go
Watch out
I know karate
Drop kicks
All up on your body
Breaking boards
Karate chops
Like a force of nature, I can never be stopped
My martial arts are amazing
Even Van Damme says I’m his favorite
I hella punch dudes with my fist
I was identified as a youth at risk
But instead of magazine subscriptions
I went door-to-door
Peddling pain inflictions
Why you wanna mess with me
I own Rush Hour 2 on DVD
I’ll kick you in the chin with my feet
While Jinxy throws a knife
And Peter Spilles drops a beat
Watch out
I know karate
Backflips
All up on your body
Breaking bones
Karate chops
Like a force of nature, I can never be stopped
Yeah