| Tried to be your paper boy
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| Tried to be your boy scout
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| Tried to be your ice cream man
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| I could not be your soldier
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| Or even drive your bus
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| My skills weren’t always that obvious
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| Yeah, but I hope you understand
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| I’ll do the best I can
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| I ain’t no perfect man but Sam I am
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| I’m a back-talkin' fighter
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| A silver bullet biter
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| I’m a flip flop slider
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| And a guitar moonlighter
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| I’m your prove it all nighter
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| Your holy ghost writer
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| Pale of shade whiter
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| I’m your rock n roll driver oh yeah oh yeah
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| That’s all I am
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| I Tried to be your oil man
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| Tried to be your big boss
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| Tried to be your broker but you took a loss
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| It’s just a hopeless case
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| And I ain’t no lawyer
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| I only got a few tricks I can show ya And I hope you understand it
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| I’ll do the best I can
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| I ain’t no Superman but Sam I am. |
| and I’m
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| A feel good doctor
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| A big bad talker
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| After midnight walker
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| Sittin on the bay docker
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| I’m a sunshine stalker
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| Hodaddy wave watcher
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| Heaven’s door knocker
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| Blue, white, and red rocker oh yeah oh yeah
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| That’s all I am
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| I tried to be everything to you
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| Yeah, but it would not would not do I got nothin on my resume
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| But I can rock you and roll you each and every day
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| Have mercy on me
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| I am not sorry
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| Believe me, it’s easy
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| I’ll do my best to be a Straight shot shooter
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| A bad motor scooter
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| Sunny honeymooner
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| Your heavy metal crooner
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| Make you wanna holler
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| Shirt with no collar
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| Wish I was a couple inches taller
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| White, blue, and red rocker oh yeah oh yeah
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| Uh I say yeah, yeah, yeah
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| That’s all I am…
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| That’s all I am…
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| Baby, baby, baby… Sam I Am. |