| We got sunlight on the sand, we got moonlight on the sea
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| We got mangoes and bananas you can pick right off a tree
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| We got volleyball and ping-pong and a lot o' dandy games
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| What ain’t we got, we ain’t got dames
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| We get packages from home, we get movies, we get shows
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| We get speeches from our skipper and advice from Tokyo Rose
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| We get letters doused with perfume, we get dizzy from the smell
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| What don’t we get, you know darn well
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| We have nothin' to put on a clean white-suit for
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| What we need is what there ain’t no substitute for
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| There is nothing like a dame, nothin' in the world
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| There is nothing you can name that is anything like a dame
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| We feel restless, we feel blue, we feel lonely and in grief
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| We feel every kind of feeling but the feeling of relief
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| We feel hungry as the wolf felt when he met Red Riding Hood
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| What don’t we feel, we don’t feel good
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| Lots of things in life are beautiful but brother
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| There is one particular thing that is not like any other
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| There is nothing like a dame, nothin' in the world
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| There is nothing you can name that is anything like a dame
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| Nothin' else was built the same, nothin' in the world
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| As a soft and wavy frame, like the silhouette of a dame
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| So suppose that dame and bride are completely free from flaws,
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| Or as faithful as a bird dog, or as kind as Santa Claus,
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| It’s a waste of time to worry over things that they have not,
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| We’re thankful for the things they got!
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| There is nothin' you can name
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| That is anythin' like a dame!
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| There are no books like a dame,
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| And nothin' looks like a dame
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| There are no drinks like a dame,
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| Nothin' thinks like a dame
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| Nothin' acts like a dame,
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| Or attracts like a dame
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| There ain’t a thing that’s wrong with any man here
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| That can’t be cured by pullin' him near
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| A girly, womanly, female, feminine dame! |