| Benny: Nathan, I cannot believe that a number one businessman like you
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| Has fallen in love with his own fianc‚e
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| Nathan: Alright, so Adelaide is my weakness, can’t you be tolerant that I
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| should have a weakness?
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| Because this weakness is a sad condition that affects guys all over the world?
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| Look, what’s playing at the Roxy?
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| I’ll tell you what’s playing in the Roxy
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| A picture about a Minnesota man so in love with a Mississippi girl
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| That he sacrifices everything and moves all the way to Malacksy
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| That’s what’s playing at the Roxy
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| Benny: What’s in the daily news? |
| I’ll tell what’s in the daily news
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| Story about a guy who bought his wife a small ruby
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| With what otherwise would have been his union dues
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| That’s what’s on the daily news
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| Nicely: What’s happening all over? |
| I’ll tell you what is happening all over
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| Guys sitting home before the television set who used to be something of a rover
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| That is what’s happening all over
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| All: What is the thing that has licked 'em?
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| Nathan: And it looks like I am just another victim
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| Yes sir, when you see a guy reach for stars in the sky
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| You can bet that he’s doing it for some doll
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| When you spot a john waiting out in the rain
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| Chances are he’s insane, as only a john can be for a jane
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| When you meet a gent paying all kinds of rent
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| For a flat that could flatten the Taj Mahal
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| Call it bad, call it funny, but it’s better than even money
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| That’s the guy that’s only doing it for some doll
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| When you see a Joe, saving half of his dough
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| You can bet they’ll be minting it for some doll
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| When a bum buys wine like a bum can’t afford
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| It’s a cinch that the bum is under the thumb of some little broad
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| When you meet a mug lately out of the jug
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| And he’s still lifting platinum for the roll
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| Call its hell, call it heaven, it’s a probable twelve to seven
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| That’s a guy that’s only doing it for some doll
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| (musical interlude)
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| When you see a sport and his cash has run short
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| You can bet that he’s been blowing it on some doll
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| When a guy wears tails with the front gleaming white
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| Who the heck do you think he’s tickling pink on a Saturday night
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| When the lazy slob gets a good steady job
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| And he smells from Vitalis and Barbasol
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| Call it dumb, call it clever, ah but you keep on forever
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| That’s a guy that’s only doing it for some doll, some doll, some doll
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| That’s a guy that’s only doing it for some doll |