| When you see a guy
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| Reach for stars in the sky
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| You can bet that he’s doing it for some doll
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| When you spot a John
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| Waiting out in the rain
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| Chances are he’s insane
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| As only a John
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| Can be for a Jane
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| When you meet a gent
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| Paying all kinds of rent
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| For a flat that could flatten the Taj Mahal
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| Call it sad, call it funny
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| But it’s better than even money
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| That the guy’s only doing it for some doll
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| When you see a dame
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| Change the shape of that frame
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| You can bet she’s reducing it for some guy
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| When you find a doll
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| With her diamond in hock
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| Rest assured that that rock
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| Has gone to restock
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| Some gentleman jock
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| When you see a mouse
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| Running out of her house
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| And she runs twenty blocks for cigars and rye
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| Call it dumb, call it clever
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| Yes, but you can get odds forever
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| That the doll’s only doing it for some guy |