| Living after thirty
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| What’s the verdict from the jury?
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| I heard it from a birdy
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| That the thirty word is dirty
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| But I’m living my life
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| And I wish you would live yours
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| I thought I had a classic man
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| I was thinking of a master plan
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| It fell apart faster than
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| The grass under acid rain
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| Or the Flash running laps
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| After accidents up in the lab again
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| Now I read texts for grad schools
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| When the week sucks I add booze
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| And when I’m finna take a little study break
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| I’m havin' great sex with rad dudes
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| I ‘on like no assholes
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| I on' like lil rascals
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| They feel the dopamine and then I rope ‘em in
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| They call me Wonder Woman I rock a lasso
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| Saturday I’m with bad chicks
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| If I had I say look like a pageant
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| A couple pretty young things
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| A couple video games
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| We have a gathering I call it Magic
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| So what if I don’t want to be mom?
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| Do that I mean gotta be alone?
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| Fuck it I’ll wait
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| What I look like humming
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| Rock-a-bye-babe?
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| Got the schedule tight
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| That could fuck up my day
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| My vagina’s not a Timex
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| So why you all up in my privates? |
| Tell em' it’s my body to decide if
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| I’mma be about it or I’m childless
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| Cuz regardless I’m an artist this
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| Art is my carthasis spit
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| Bars jist like an arson it’s
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| A TARDIS to a far distance
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| So call me a narcissist
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| You want a war I want armistice
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| You want to spar then you are dismissed
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| Art is my heart I will not risk this
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| Living after thirty
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| What’s the verdict from the jury?
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| I heard it from a birdy
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| That the thirty word is dirty
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| But I’m living my life
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| And I wish you would live yours
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| I don’t really ride with Heidegger
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| But I think about time on the ride to work
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| I am a mortal yeah I ain’t the Highlander
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| I’ll be a corpse one day under a pile o' dirt
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| Yo, I don’t even got a gun license
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| But I might have a little Time Crisis this
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| Kinda bites like a fight of Mike Tyson’s
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| Yeah looking nice that is can one of my vices — yikes
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| It’s hard in a world full of old dudes
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| Big balls like Goku’s
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| You a star laying vocals
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| On your Pro Tools
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| Next up you are old news
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| So we roll through Whole Foods
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| Getting store-bought produce |
| And we starve on tofu
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| To look more like Toadstool
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| Cause we told we ‘posed to
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| While we going postal
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| They got us hating the day when we see signs
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| Of our Nasiolabial cheek lines
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| Debating the rate that our ageing could take
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| Like a tape we persuaded to rewind
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| Spending big bucks
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| For nip tucks to fix butts
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| And snip guts
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| I gives fucks
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| Cuz this sucks
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| And if you don’t get what’s the big fuss
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| I’ll discuss
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| I’m complaining we live in system
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| In which aging’s an act of resisting
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| I’ll admit I am not optimistic
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| You can change everything in an instant
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| No I got nothing against it
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| But you gotta follow your instinct
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| Like who are you really, convincing?
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| And of what are you are trying to convince them?
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| Living after thirty
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| What’s the verdict from the jury
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| Heard it from a birdy
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| That the thirty word is dirty
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| But I’m living my life
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| And I wish you would live yours |