Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song How Do You Catch A Girl, artist - Sam The Sham & The Pharaohs. Date of issue: 31.12.2010
Song language: English
How Do You Catch A Girl |
| Take a little piece of cheese and put it in a trap |
| If you don’t catch a mouse then you’re bound to catch a rat |
| Take a tiny shiny hook and a little piece of bait |
| And you’re bound to catch a fish if you’re calm enough to wait |
| But how do you catch a girl? |
| How do you catch a girl? |
| Won’t somebody tell me please |
| How do you catch a girl? |
| Daniel Boone took a rifle and a coonskin cap |
| And he found an icy river and he set a little trap |
| And he took a bite of jerky and he took a little nap |
| And he knew he’d catch a beaver or a fat muskrat |
| But how do you catch a girl? |
| How do you catch a girl? |
| Won’t somebody tell me please |
| How do you catch a girl? |
| I’d like to know how to catch a girl |
| I’ve caught frogs |
| I’ve caught snakes earthworms and they may be nice |
| But girls — woahh |
| Well I asked the local lover and he told me what to do |
| He said learn the rocking dances both old and new |
| But it’s hard to do those dances with two left feet |
| So I’ve got to find a method that’ll work for me |
| So how do you catch a girl? |
| How do you catch a girl? |
| Won’t somebody tell me please |
| How do you catch a girl? |
| How do you catch a girl? |
| How do you catch a girl? |
| How do you catch a girl? |
| How do you catch a girl? |