| She was blessed with a knack for giving bad advice
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| He’s got five thumbs on his left hand, five more on his right
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| Well her mom left town with the supermarket clerk but her dad was only jealous
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| 'cause the kid had work and the boy stays home all day 'cause of paranoia
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| He’s got kung fu grooves that can never be imitated
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| She’s got a fashion queen walk and she wears her blue jeans faded
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| He’s got moves with the puck that we’ve never ever seen, and his girlfriend’s
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| 22 and he’s just 17 and she gives advice that’ll ease your paranoia
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| And we all need someone to save our souls,
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| 'Cause the next time could be mine, could be yours |