Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Lemony Snicket, artist - Sam Lachow
Date of issue: 31.07.2014
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Lemony Snicket |
H to the E to the double-L O |
Thanks for calling my cellular phone |
I couldn’t make it at the moment |
Hope that you understand |
Just leave your name and number |
I’ll get back when I can |
I’m all tied up |
I’m the busiest man |
And if you called to kick it |
Well yes I am, down |
So at the beeping sound |
Just leave a little message that should be 'bout now |
Jiminy Cricket, silence critics when I spit it |
Lemony Snicket, acting violent out of pigment |
Dying when I stick it she be crying when I kick it |
I ain’t dialing seven digits 'less she ride with seven bitches |
Her booty poking out like she hiding seven midgets |
Been high for seven days, I can’t help but look suspicious |
If I can find a gal who ain’t slept with all my niggas |
It’d probably be for nothing because I slept with all her sisters |
Moor gang militia |
Whore gang’s malicious |
More mind your bidness, and ignore my mistress |
I would explain it all, but go find Clarissa |
I went to get a latte and fucked up her wrist-a |
Oops I meant barista |
Scooped her like Bautista |
Party like my lease up |
Parliament, I’m G-Funk |
Your party’s like my pre-funk |
Harley had my teeth numb |
I’ll pop it like I’m re-run |
And paint her face with precum |
Dance, Dance, Rally |
Dance, Dance, Rally |
Dance, Dance, Rally |
Dance, Dance, Rally |
Hey, oh |
There he goes |
The man who stole the weed I was about to smoke |
When I wasn’t looking he was out the door |
Now I got no weed to roll |
The chow! |
My name is Sammy, but you can call me Huck |
What up |
Andre Nickatina I would bump, what up |
Banana goo we never losing half an appetite |
I’ve been lucky to blow the best of the best since apple pipes |
We would |
Hotbox the droptop with salsa |
Hit the jojo then we gogo from the popopopo |
Potentially |
Highest human being in the high school assembly |
I’m a friend of thee |
I’m known as essentially |
Sammy A.K.A. |
my ex-landlords enemy |
Hennessy and shrooms in my big blue room |
Now I can’t tell the difference between my dog and the hu-man |
Excuse me now for acting ridiculous |
I’m nocturnal |
Walked off of Dracula’s bitches |
Is it just me or is that |
Why we bumping fast cars |
Can’t think of a last bar but |
Fuck it |
I said I don’t like the Seattle police |
I said I don’t like the Seattle police |
And I won’t bite when they ask me to speak |
I said I won’t bite when they ask me to speak |