| There’s a scandal
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| In the neighborhood
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| And it’s all about Julie Brown
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| It seems a long
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| Lost cousin, Jeremiah
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| Had lately arrived in town
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| Now when Julie’s fella
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| Came to call
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| And saw them kissing
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| Lyrics courtesy Top40db
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| He started home at once
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| Now Julie said
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| I’m surprised at you
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| Don’t go acting like a dunce
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| Why, he’s a cousin of mine
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| A cousin of mine
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| You’re liable for to
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| See him here any old time
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| He’s a cousin of mine
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| A cousin of mine, go on
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| He’s a cousin of mine
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| Now when Julie had
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| Explained her relationship
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| He said, honey, that may be so
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| But this fella don’t look
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| Like a thirty-second cousin
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| That I met here a week ago
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| Julie smiled at him
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| And joined her cousin, sad
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| And as they slowly walked away
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| He heard him ask
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| Who was that fella
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| And he heard his Julie say
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| Why, he’s a cousin of mine
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| A cousin of mine
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| You’re liable for to
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| See him here any old time
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| He’s just a cousin of mine
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| A cousin of mine, go on
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| A cousin of mine
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| Would I fool you, go on
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| He’s a cousin of mine |