| In the Orange County Social Club
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| We each set out our cases
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| You said I guess I’ll show you the ropes
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| Let the nickels mark the bases
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| How much is the membership?
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| We’d like to stay around
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| You address the bar
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| Tell me what is there to do in this college town?
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| Sat on velvet sofas
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| You say I don’t make the rules
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| I offer up my Allen key
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| You say it’s good to carry tools
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| Catch your eye in sequences
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| And only pot the white
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| We’ve been drinking all week long
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| But something 'bout tonight
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| Why are you so fucking happy?
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| Saw you dancing in the canteen
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| I just wanna devastate you
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| Everything else seems to make you cry
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| Why don’t I?
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| Right across the bar
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| The keeper lets us be
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| You tell me you got all the memos, baby
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| I got the receipts
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| Trying out my accent
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| You say I hope you don’t mind
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| Cowboy hats like that one
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| Aren’t too hard to find
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| I pick up one of those books
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| You keep rolling out
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| You say that’ll radicalize you, babe
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| Oh that’ll make you shout
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| Oh you wanna hear me shout?
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| Huh
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| Why are you so fucking happy?
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| Saw you dancing in the canteen
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| I just wanna devastate you
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| Everything else seems to make you cry
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| Why don’t I?
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| Why you gotta be that way
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| I can’t stand the racket
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| You look so much like a child
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| In that old jean jacket
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| Next time that you see me
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| I’ll be swaying softly
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| We could pool some money
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| Fly in for the Christmas party |